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HEARTware Update
v2.0.0 — She named it. He built it. Claude debugged it.
How well do you know us?
How many messages have we exchanged since May 2018?
0
and counting...
She guessed 20,000. The real number surprised us both.
Rivers & Rhodes
Every month. Every message. Every song.
📊 127,474 messages across iMessage & Snapchat • Ryan: 37% • Kristina: 63% • Both voices present since day one.
The Clock
When we reach for each other

Her Hours

His Hours

You both reach for each other in the morning light.
Peak hours: 8-10am.
Our Words
What we say when we can't stop talking

Her Language

His Language

Our Story
The moments that made us
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2007
Met at Robbies
Two strangers walk into a bar in Daytona Beach. Neither knows the next 19 years are already written.
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July 7, 2007
Ryan's Wedding
Ryan marries Michelle. Kristina is there. The song plays but neither catches the title yet.
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September 2007
GABF with Joe
Great American Beer Festival. Kristina comes with Joe. The chords get a little louder.
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January 24, 2009
The Backseat
Rolex 24 at Daytona. Joe passes out on the sidewalk. 125 feet from his father's front door, everything changes.
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June 4, 2017
The Tulips
A dozen tulips from a secret admirer, sent with a hidden credit card to a beachside hotel. "Tulips on an organ." She never figured out who sent them.
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May 12, 2017
Fish on Fire
Orlando. First dinner alone in almost a decade. 5.5 hours vanish. He learns the name of the song.
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May 15, 2018
Hi :)
The first iMessage. Two words each. "Hi friend!" / "Hi :)" — 127,474 messages and counting.
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May 28, 2018
I hope this fire burns bright
Her first saved Snapchat message. The fire was already lit.
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June 3, 2018
The Steak
"I'm not starving enough to eat spam. I'll wait for the steak." She waited. Mostly.
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June 3, 2018
Last Birthday Apart
"I hope this is the last birthday we have to spend apart." It was.
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August 8, 2018
8-8-18
Daytona. His father's house. After ten years of almost, finally. Lucky eights. They outlasted the playlist.
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2018
Seven Flights
Seven flights in eight months. DEN to MCO. Frontier red-eyes. $123 tickets. A cop's salary and a mortgage he was behind on. He showed up anyway.
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June 2018
The Story of Us
She mailed a handmade scrapbook overnight from Orlando to Colorado, racing the mailman to beat Michelle to the door. Named a Spotify playlist after it.
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January 2019
Met the Kids
Sam and Ben meet the woman who would become their stepmom. She was terrified. They loved her.
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June 2019
One Year Anniversary
From "Hi :)" to "I can't live without you" in twelve months.
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July 2019
Ryan Moves to Florida
He said he'd hitchhike if he had to. 1,800 miles. Seven flights weren't enough. He needed to stay.
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September 27, 2019
Let's Be Still
Tabernacle Atlanta. The Head and the Heart play an acoustic soundcheck just for them. He gives her a wink. She says yes. The band plays their song.
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November 6, 2019
First Place Together
An address that belongs to both of them. No more airports.
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November 20, 2019
Wedding Day
Ryan and Kristina Massfeller. Two birds, one sky.
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November 2021
Kristina is a Saint
"Behind every little British car is an overly patient wife." She pushed Rhonda in heels.
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June 13, 2021
The Pool
The night they stood emotionally naked and neither flinched. The peak on every chart. Everything aims to get back here.
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July 12, 2022
You Stole My Heart
She emails from his desk chair. Signs it "Your Vitamin K." A woman fighting to keep the man she fought to get.
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August 16, 2023
The Plane Letter
Flight DL945, LAS to ATL. She writes everything she couldn't say at the table in Vegas. The most important document in the corpus.
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May 22, 2024
Flightless and Forgotten
A poem about a caged bird, written at 2:20 AM. She responds by scheduling her love into a calendar. Neither sees what the other means.
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October 25, 2025
The October Crisis
The worst night. Both said things they can't take back. But neither left for good.
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February 2026
Mrs. Vice President
Kristina becomes VP at the American Heart Association. The confidence she built herself, no upvotes needed.
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March 19, 2026
Flight AA 2465
Both wrote to each other from the sky. She flew DL945 from Vegas. He flew AA2465 to San Francisco. Different planes, different years, same altitude.
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March 22, 2026
We're Finding Our Way Again
She said it first. After topless wine selfies, salmon jokes, and a husband who finally learned to ask about her day instead of demanding her night.
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March 22, 2026
Two Birds, One Sky
"I'm an early bird, you're a night owl. But we're still both birds." She named the playlist. He built the dashboard. The Parrot was never about the bot.
Our Song
The one he asked a band to play. The one she said yes to.
The Weather Today
Current forecast
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Clear skies. Birds flying together.
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Journal
Say what you need to say

Ryan's Thoughts

Kristina's Thoughts